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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:38
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Charles has always been willing to wait for the Throne once he knew I was a crack shot.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:40
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70 years of being a hit lady and no one guessed that this sweet little old lady has Cojones of steel.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:42
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Amazing how many people think State dinners are for show, like I want to waste an evening with morons, I'm just measuring them up for the hit.
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Windsor, Betty Windsor....
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 23:30
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The mystery of the hole in the roof of the Range Rover has just been solved.. .speed humps!
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 23:30
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Right ho, Meghan. Off we go into the tunnel and I'll show you how it should done!
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 01:48
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Abdicate? I think not!
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 01:50
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So what do you call this one?
It's the Range Rover SAE, maam.
SAE?
South African Edition, maam.
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 01:29
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"Is that the Reporter Philip?"....
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 02:53
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"We are planning a One-Gun Salute for Mr Markle's visit..."
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 04:23
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With Hoskins driving the State Coach it was felt prudent to give Liz an emergency stop handle
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 04:29
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Jeanette Charles goes out in a blaze of glory. ..Johnson, Corbyn, Sturgeon and for good measure Abbott. Later receives a Royal Pardon
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 06:48
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"I mean you no harm, Mr Trump, but you are standing where I am about to shoot..."
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 07:16
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"Ok Mr Cruise.... you can take the rubber mask off now.."

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 07:33
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Oh goody.... it's ones annual 'Go' on the Top Gear test track... now who is the Stig?

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 07:40
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Sir Ridley Scott does better than Danny Boyle when casting for next installment of 'Terminator' franchise

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That's right officer.... I don't have a driving licence either....

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 09:09
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Well that's the new up to date design for the Christmas issue of stamps. Peace and Goodwill to all men, women and prefer not to say....
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Off to put a cap or two in ol' Boris.
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Obviously taken on private grounds, I mean the Queen would not break the laws of he land by driving without a seat belt, would she ....
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