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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:10
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:29
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Mr Official Portrait Painter you have a disgruntled client to see you
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:32
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Sky News..... The Police issue a photo fit of the person they are seeking in the murder of.... ( insert your least favourite person here)
Belive they are not leaving the country as they do not have a Passport
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:36
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As the children have overspent the budget. The head of the house seeks to improve the financial position, while also acting as the get away driver
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 19:53
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 19:55
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"I believe it was Mama's, she used to practice on squirrels and empty gin bottles"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 19:59
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"You like it? I got it off Charlton Heston, he said one would have to pry it out of his cold, dead hands, one can tell you, breaking fingers make a dreadful sound"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 20:10
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Punk, do you feel lucky !!!!!
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 20:13
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White van man ........ In what Universe do you think cutting an old lady up on Hyde Park Corner then giving her the finger would be a good idea. Punk.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 20:14
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If you can get past the killer corgi's and over the fence before I count to 5 then you have escaped.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 20:37
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Yes Ma'am, but why the silencer?, well on the NHS this new hearing aid is soo good
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 20:57
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"Both hands on the wheel Liz".
"Oh shut up Phillip".

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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 21:16
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My feet are killing me - well, one bad turn deserves another - where is the minion who is supposed to break my shoes in for me?
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 21:20
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"If I have to guard the Palace myself I insist on having the correct uniform and headwear."
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 21:24
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Philip, leave the Fiat and get in the car, we need to get to Calais quick, nobody saw us.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 21:30
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Nice fur-lining on the wiper switch - I want the same on the trigger.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 21:41
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My parking spot, want to argue ?
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:13
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"Practise makes Perfect!!!"


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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:15
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"Gun firing, gun firing, gun stops. One checks rounds in the magazine......"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 22:37
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So much easier than doing it with Philip driving the coach and horses. Then it was Clop Clop Clop Bang and Clop Clop Clop.
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