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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 09:13
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This Peasant shoot from the comfort of ones Range Rover is quite pleasant. Should that not be Pheasant shoot ma'am? I know what I meant
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 09:16
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When Queenie has to pop down the local Nisa for tea bags and bourbon she goes in disguise as a drug dealing anarchist. Fit in with the locals she does
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 09:19
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Trick or treaters are discouraged from knocking on no 1 London
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 10:06
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Tory's announce a relaxation on the gun laws for the over 95's. Seen as a election gimmick to gain 1 vote.
Boris did not know HMTQ does not have a vote
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 12:24
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One normally uses a Glock, but I've borrowed this one from Mr Bond

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 12:27
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Now..... Where's that Sturgeon woman....

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 12:47
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The next person who calls me "Funnyfanny", gets it.

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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 14:46
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Really, doesn't Her Majesty know "gun control" means using both hands.
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 14:48
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So Constable Bloggins, why did you pull me over ?

"Distracted driving is an offence under the Motor Vehicle Act, Your Majesty"
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 15:58
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HMTQ Looks forward to her guest appearance as barmaid in the Queen Vic feels she needs to get into cousin Barbara's (Windsor's) traits
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 15:59
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Assassin drives through Emmerdale village, no one bats a eyelid
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 16:57
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If the bitch in the box tells me one more time I am exceeding the speed limit she gets it
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 16:59
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Are you not worried about your finger prints on the gun?...... Who said these are my fingers?
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Old 3rd Nov 2019, 22:47
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"A couple of phut-phut-phuts will put a stop to Philip making similar noises..."
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 06:02
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"Betty! Republicans, 2 o'clock!"
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 06:43
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Look I can handle Boris fecking up Brexit and even lying to me, but loosing the free TV Licence for over 75's is a step too far
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 06:48
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Stop moaning you #me too lot, I'll show you how to get your own back
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 06:55
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I've just borrowed some of those modified targets from the Army chaps in Afghanistan. Don't understand the Fuss as we all used to shoot at Jerry during the War!!
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 08:00
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Ah Mr Won thanks for meeting me now about this 'Rolex ' you sold me
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 08:08
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First rule of assassination, kill the assassin. Sorry nothing personal it's the rule
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