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Old 25th Oct 2019, 20:59
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"Is that a Focke-Wulf?"

"No, it's a fockin' lion!"
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 21:20
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"When Hans was told to take pride in his uniform...."
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 21:38
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Simba is limber, but beware of von Werra, I'm not lion...

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Old 25th Oct 2019, 22:14
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"I see the Iraqi divisions fresh rations have arrived."
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 22:18
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"Roll on the barrel......"
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 22:37
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During the Spanish Civil war Luftwaffe units often found themselves deployed to the Catalan areas of Spain.
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 22:39
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Esso said put a tiger in your tank, but due to fuel shortages, Germany was forced to use lions.
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 22:42
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"Ve have had it spayed, ve might be losing zer second vor, but three lions beating us at zer football vorld cup vill be too much."
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Old 25th Oct 2019, 23:30
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Elsa takes instruction on how to deal with Joy Adamson
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 01:42
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I take her with me, just in case I crash land in England again....
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 01:43
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Mein Gott! I've just got the results of the Cat Scan....
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 03:00
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Yes, I know it's just a big cat, but Hitler wants us to turn it into a Bomber!
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 05:05
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"Nein, I haff zeen ze pictures, zat iss definitely not Zection Ofizier Harvey's pussy."
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:07
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Manfred finally achieved his ambition of joining the Flying Circus.
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:09
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Having made a force landing in the Tiergarten, Manfred was pleased to find that his aircraft was only Cat 1.
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:13
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The Britishers would not dare shoot me down, they are a island of animal lovers

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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:14
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No Heinrich the Fueher named it Operation Sealion
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:18
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Your Mission Simba should you accept it will be to Parachute into Downing Street and be adopted by Winston. He will fall in love with you and take you to Cabinet meetings. Round your neck is a micro Radio transmitter and don't ask where we have hidden the aerial.
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 07:21
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Think yourself lucky! The wingman on the other schwarm is a chimp.
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"We're gonna hang all our washing on the Siegfried Lion, have you any dirty washing mother dear......."
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