Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Look I don't care, you're advert specifically states that you deliver, so can we please have three pizza, one with a cheesy crust, a side of chips and 20 litres of lemonade"

[racedo]

"We are F***ed" says Abdul, that comes later thought Boris and Prince Andrew

[Ascend Charlie]

Ms Thunberg on her return trip.

[622]

I knew we should have not booked through Thomas Cook

[Buster Hyman]

Hello. I represent the President of the United States. Would any of you like to do him a favour?

[Buster Hyman]

So...tell me again how you mistook the Strait of Hormuz for the Gulf of Aden?

[c52]

"I never knew Father Christmas lived in the deep blue sea."

[racedo]

Paddle Faster, I hear Banjo's.

[racedo]

Paddle Faster, I hear BoJo.

[Buster Hyman]

Good Morning. I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ & latter day Saints...

[Buster Hyman]

Which one of you is Wilson?

[Kiltrash]

What do you mean ' Worse things happen at sea?'

[Kiltrash]

I have been sent by the Tottenham Supporters Group to ensure you are not at the next match Mr Pottichino

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to win the Cap Comp Big Pistons maroons Nutty & Buster and one other miles from Wi Fi

[Hydromet]

"So, Captain Dudley, have you been in this position before?

[racedo]

"Told you it was an Iceberg" and you "Well Icebergs never in this position, it is not real, just a mirage, blah blah blah"

[racedo]

Next time, Captain Dumb that you want to play chicken using your Aircraft carrier against a Lighthouse, remember, they don't care who you are, they not moving no matter how powerful you are.

[racedo]

Ok Verse 2996, same as verse 1
Row Row Row your boat, gently down the steam,.....
..... come on this is fun everybody join in.

[racedo]

Who let the woman try and parralel park !!!!

[NutLoose]

"Just popped over to ask if you had PPI?"