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Pvt. Doh spotted the hole in the ice and the obvious trap. "Nobody's dunkin Dohs Nuts!" He shouted, as he steered away from danger.
The MoD trains its staff to get projects delivered on time, on spec and on budget. This training exercise proves that it can be done, and will, by being treated as a real procurement, over the next fifty years, save the face of every Minister of Defence*.
* in his own opinion
* in his own opinion
Last edited by c52; 28th Sep 2019 at 10:00.
I say, uh, I say what these boys need is a bucket of instant sunshine to warm 'em up!
- Ed
- Ed
"Prime Minister, the PR dept says that a photo of you falling through the ice won't be as effective of the one of you stuck on a zip-wire. Allow us to suggest you get eaten by lions at a zoo."
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The Dear Leader isn't going to show us how to do this properly? How unusual, why on earth not?
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Many thanks 622, I've nothing suitable so would like to throw it open to the house!
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Thinks: "Hmmm. I really like that fluffy microphone cover. I think I'll grow one of my own, to match the top of my head..."
"... and when Meghan farted, it nearly blew the rotor blades off of my whirlybird!"
- Ed
- Ed