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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:03
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"Look I don't care, you're advert specifically states that you deliver, so can we please have three pizza, one with a cheesy crust, a side of chips and 20 litres of lemonade"
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:05
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"We are F***ed" says Abdul, that comes later thought Boris and Prince Andrew
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:27
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Ms Thunberg on her return trip.
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:35
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I knew we should have not booked through Thomas Cook
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:39
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Hello. I represent the President of the United States. Would any of you like to do him a favour?
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 19:42
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So...tell me again how you mistook the Strait of Hormuz for the Gulf of Aden?
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 21:48
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"I never knew Father Christmas lived in the deep blue sea."
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 23:12
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Paddle Faster, I hear Banjo's.
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 23:14
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Paddle Faster, I hear BoJo.
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 01:24
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Good Morning. I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ & latter day Saints...
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 01:24
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Which one of you is Wilson?
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 07:06
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What do you mean ' Worse things happen at sea?'
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 07:07
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I have been sent by the Tottenham Supporters Group to ensure you are not at the next match Mr Pottichino
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 07:16
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In an effort to win the Cap Comp Big Pistons maroons Nutty & Buster and one other miles from Wi Fi
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 08:43
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"So, Captain Dudley, have you been in this position before?
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 13:39
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"Told you it was an Iceberg" and you "Well Icebergs never in this position, it is not real, just a mirage, blah blah blah"
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 13:41
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Next time, Captain Dumb that you want to play chicken using your Aircraft carrier against a Lighthouse, remember, they don't care who you are, they not moving no matter how powerful you are.
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 13:43
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Ok Verse 2996, same as verse 1
Row Row Row your boat, gently down the steam,.....
..... come on this is fun everybody join in.
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 13:44
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Who let the woman try and parralel park !!!!
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 14:24
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"Just popped over to ask if you had PPI?"
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