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Avoid imitations
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On 1st November Captain Boris sets himself adrift with all his followers.
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You've caught a fish Algy, we're saved, well done...! Just one thing though, apparently Ginger's just become a vegan, can you pop down again and gather some seaweed?
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"It's a sign of modern times when you catch a fish and it comes prepacked in plastic."
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"They'll never spot us from the air, after all we are just a tiny spec on the page"
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"Sounds like a foreigner to me, middle eastern is my bet, though I did make out what sounded like which way is England"
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"Space Capsule? what Space Capsule?"
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"I told you we should have brought the horse, at least we would have got a full HP of thrust out of it"
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"But I thought everyone knew the German always goes over the side when we need to steer, how else would we get a tiller the hun?"
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"yes we were on an airmail flight, we deliver Megans mail"
After 28 months at sea the Captain of MH370 finally gets rescued, how are the other passengers he was asked? Very nice with the Chablis....
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Police Constable clinging to side of boat: "That's very kind of you, Sir, I'm afraid I won't drink while I'm on duty. But perhaps on another occasion you could find a vessel with more than two seats."
A Scotsman, Welshman and a Irishman floating in the Atlantic waiting to be rescued when a dual national American / Englishman approached and offered to take them to the promised land, was shocked to be rebuffed, 'Not without a deal' .