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Old 1st Oct 2019, 08:45
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"Have you ever lived on ratpacks?, they bloat you out like this, but when you finally come off them and manage to have a sh*t, boy... is it the mother of all sh*ts"
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"I'm just like any anyone else mate.... err.... well..... except you pay taxes and I live off them"
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 08:53
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"One joined the Military because it's what one does, well...... unless your Uncle Edward that is..."
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"I realise there is a lot in the press and public about my use of private air transport, well, I would just like to say, we're looking for you and when we find you, I'm coming to visit you in my helicopter, be worried"
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 09:26
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"Someone's havin' a larf - asking for me to have a walk through a partly cleared minefield. I know Mum did it, but she wore body armour and wasn't recently married."
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"Megan does not want Archie exposed to the press, so if I pose like this, you can photoshop any baby in to the image, the public will never notice."
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"yes, I am the runner up in the ascension list, so just like the last runner up I found it is traditional to marry into a controversial marriage."
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 13:15
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You know if I come out with all this caring and climate change stuff, people believe it and Daily Mail laps it up. Lets face it I don't give a S*** and enjoy my life as a playboy.
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I'm poor, I live in public housing just like rest of my family.
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 13:17
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Princing is hard work.
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 16:02
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The Fresh Prince of Army Air.
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 16:05
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Well actually my chopper is just like the one behind me, folded up and put away and unlikely to get a workout anytime soon....
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All married man with children can relate to this

Honourable mention to Racedo with

I can neither confirm or deny that these hands touched Pippa's Arse.

CST delivered by Apache later in the week, take it away BPF
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Old 1st Oct 2019, 23:53
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Dang, too late with "..and then Boris ran his hand up my thigh like this, and..."
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 02:27
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When Mummy found out that Prince Andy had commandeered the Britannia for his visit to Australia, she quickly pulled the plug on him.
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 02:34
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Thanks Kiltrash!

This is Central London? My, perhaps we should have listened to Greta Thunberg after all...
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 02:42
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Come to the Isle of Man they said, It never rains they said, There's a hosepipe ban they said. But I think that Charlie Dimmock has overdone her water feature this time
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Old 2nd Oct 2019, 02:46
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Winchman says, 'Sorry Captain but due to local Government Budget cuts we can only rescue 2 of you. someone will have to wait till the new Fiscal year
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During the filming of The Grand Tour's Australia Special, Hammond, May and new hire producer Oisin Tymon explore Clarkson's affinity with sharks...
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