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"Have you ever lived on ratpacks?, they bloat you out like this, but when you finally come off them and manage to have a sh*t, boy... is it the mother of all sh*ts"
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"I'm just like any anyone else mate.... err.... well..... except you pay taxes and I live off them"
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"One joined the Military because it's what one does, well...... unless your Uncle Edward that is..."
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"I realise there is a lot in the press and public about my use of private air transport, well, I would just like to say, we're looking for you and when we find you, I'm coming to visit you in my helicopter, be worried"
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"Megan does not want Archie exposed to the press, so if I pose like this, you can photoshop any baby in to the image, the public will never notice."
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"yes, I am the runner up in the ascension list, so just like the last runner up I found it is traditional to marry into a controversial marriage."
You know if I come out with all this caring and climate change stuff, people believe it and Daily Mail laps it up. Lets face it I don't give a S*** and enjoy my life as a playboy.
All married man with children can relate to this
Honourable mention to Racedo with
I can neither confirm or deny that these hands touched Pippa's Arse.
CST delivered by Apache later in the week, take it away BPF
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Thanks Kiltrash!
This is Central London? My, perhaps we should have listened to Greta Thunberg after all...
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During the filming of The Grand Tour's Australia Special, Hammond, May and new hire producer Oisin Tymon explore Clarkson's affinity with sharks...