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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 23:42
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quick ... come see this before I flush
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 00:29
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Originally Posted by cavuman1
Thank you for the Open House invitation, Mr. Hyman! Here's one for our rotorhead friends:
- Ed
...Well thats just Sik(orsky)!!!!

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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 03:40
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"OK, if the orange makeup girl is finished and the hairdresser is happy that the hairdo will fit inside the Robinson, let's get Mr Trump into the little chopper. We can get airborne and film the sequences that will convince Mr Putin that our president is superior to their president. And, Captain, if you reach for the Pickle Switch while POTUSA is aboard, this Marine behind you will chop off your arm."
(Thinks: That is a risk I will take. People have always considered me to be fairly 'armless...)
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 04:49
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Well...it's still a lot safer than ejector seats!
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 06:38
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Ah a little bondage
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 06:39
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Solves parking at congested airports while they sort the MAX issues
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 06:39
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Where did he go?
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 06:41
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Quick Alan deploy Thunderbird 7
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 09:05
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Ooh. What a big chopper you have.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 09:45
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When you get a bit bigger, you'll get a cheat line as well.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 09:56
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Hoskins, your idea to apply modern thinking to the Mayo Composite concept is admirable but, forgive me, shouldn't the big helicopter be shouldering the little one, hmm?
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 11:25
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A very rare photograph of the conception of the Edgley Optica...
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 11:27
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"Yo dawg, I heard you like helicopters, so I put a helicopter in your helicopter so you can helicopter while you helicopter..."
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 11:29
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And thus that location became known as the Bell End.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 11:46
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Just wait till the new owner sees the bill for his new R22 with the power option.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 12:21
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. . . . . . not to mention his parking charges.
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 12:33
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Airport director: "OK, now I understand why every day for months, we've thought one helicopter was arriving and two departing."
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 12:37
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We seem to have not noticed the elephant in the room, there is no pilot
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 12:40
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Sjycrane said on the report, well you see the TCAS said descend and the R22 got Climb, and the rest is history
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Old 23rd Sep 2019, 12:43
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Madonna finally gets her Multi Engine Rating but cannot give up on her first love
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