"OK, if the orange makeup girl is finished and the hairdresser is happy that the hairdo will fit inside the Robinson, let's get Mr Trump into the little chopper. We can get airborne and film the sequences that will convince Mr Putin that our president is superior to their president. And, Captain, if you reach for the Pickle Switch while POTUSA is aboard, this Marine behind you will chop off your arm."
(Thinks: That is a risk I will take. People have always considered me to be fairly 'armless...)