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Old 11th Sep 2019, 07:03
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Annual meeting of the Social Climbers.
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 10:39
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Ordinance Survey updates its map of the highest point in Lincolnshire
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After the deaths on Everest, Mountaineers are encouraged to gain experience at lower level
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 10:42
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Normally Children are allowed to sneak to the front of the crowd, however Spotters are a bunch of self serving paparazzi and look to gain an advantage no matter who they inconvenience in search of Social Media 'likes'
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 11:12
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Oh great, bloody cheese sandwiches again. And soggy quiche...


Ooops, inadvertently plagiarised one of Kiltrash's...

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Old 11th Sep 2019, 12:27
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Ensign Pulver wonders what the troops could possibly see over in the Hospital.
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 12:45
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Meanwhile in chez Hoskins, Mrs Hoskins is 'entertaining' some' friends'
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 13:16
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Bloke on the right in blue shorts: "Darn, I knew I forgot something..."
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 14:19
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You know Hoskins, we're really going to have to do something about these bloody photographers...

Do you want me to take steps, Sir?

Good show, Hoskins!

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Old 11th Sep 2019, 18:48
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Man in flat cap bottom right felt cheated when he read that a C2 Greyhound was due at Mildenhall. He was expecting Whippet racing
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 18:53
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Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
Oh great, bloody cheese sandwiches again. And soggy quiche...


Ooops, inadvertently plagiarised one of Kiltrash's...
that's ok Treaders I'm sure I have done the same before 😃
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Old 11th Sep 2019, 19:27
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Meanwhile, the Tour de France passed by, totally forgotten....
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 05:17
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Once word got out about how green the grass was...
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 05:26
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Man bottom right drinking tea scalds himself when asked the time
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 08:50
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Equal opportunities commission complains that spotting is a British White Male aged 20-65 pastime and demands more Ethnic Trans participants
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 10:30
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Capt Buzz Hoskinzski lands and is not late on the round out....

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Old 12th Sep 2019, 13:28
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CST competitors in a bid to capture the perfect picture in case they are "it" for the next round.
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 16:56
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The entries are starting to slow down, unlike the subject of today's winner of the CST, Section Officer Harvey.........................

And the winner is Ascend Charlie with

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The rumour about a streak down the taxiway by Section Officer Harvey spread rather quickly.
Well done sir - the CST is waiting on top of a ladder for you.

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Old 12th Sep 2019, 19:42
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The captured freefaller spotting competition was well attended.
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Old 12th Sep 2019, 22:42
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A late one for anyone's enjoyment:

Recruiting Officer (or outsourced junior recruitment executive with a mile-long job title) to his men: "Right lads, they're all press-ganged into the Air Force. They obviously like saving money, so that's the top criterion met, and they have a head for heights, and I'm led to believe that might come in useful. Go get 'em!"
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 01:13
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Section Officer Harvey thanks you for your attention. Here she is at work...
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