Putin's mood improved immeasurably when he realised the solution to the Crimea problem was a feint attack by the Sprouts on the carrots, while the first Guards Brigade , Cauliflower division circled round to attack the Chicken up the rear using the Celery to cross the river of gravy and sheltered from the artic winds by the high potato mound.
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