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Old 4th Aug 2019, 17:05
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No No No you fool.

Shoot the shy*te is an expression. I didn't mean it literally !
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 20:28
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Vladimir Vladimirovich, would you mind having a wash please? Your BO is keeping the fish away - and I can't blame them...
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 21:14
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Kim told me he caught a fish this big using his submarine... now where is my little submarine

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Old 4th Aug 2019, 22:13
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As the one-armed fisherman exclaimed while gesticulating broadly: "You shouda been here yesterday. I caught one THIS BIG!"

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Old 4th Aug 2019, 23:26
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Anyone else notice the Nuclear Sachell beside the President? Or more likely the Presidential Potato Soup and bread.
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 08:29
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I tell you something Alexei; despite the flies, this sure beats Salisbury in the winter!
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 09:48
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Originally Posted by ivor toolbox View Post
Kim told me he caught a fish this big using his submarine... now where is my little submarine

Ttfn

It has been deployed to a reservoir in Derbyshire where it is being used for trips round the lake by Russian tourists. The Tourists all know that the reservoir covers an area of 14.6 Hectares and that it is 24 metres deep at its lowest point, so it wouldn't cover Salisbury Cathedral spire which is 123 metres tall.

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Old 5th Aug 2019, 11:04
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Yes Sergei the putt for the Albatross on the Par 3 was this big, and I could lie and say it went in, but just lipped and stayed out
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 13:50
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I love napalm in the morning
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 15:02
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever View Post
No No No you fool.

Shoot the shy*te is an expression. I didn't mean it literally !
I should hope not!
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 15:07
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What would I like to do next time I meet Trump? I'd like to hold out my arms as if to embrace him then poke him in the eye with my left forefinger. just like this!"
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 16:44
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Men only Volga River Cruise think of everything. Shooting. Fishing Cold Beer Eskie but, and there is always a BUT. ...No Sky Sports
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 17:56
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No Sky Sports
No Russky Sports...


Quick Anatoly, give me your rifle - it's those damned meerkats off the telly...
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 18:01
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Love Island Russian version and Putin coupled up with Sergei goes on their first date. However it was deamed too dangerous for the producers to point out he was meant to pair up with Section Officer Helga.
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 19:18
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Hey, Gregor, grab some of those purple smokers, and we'll do the river boat scene from Apocalypse Now.
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Old 5th Aug 2019, 20:54
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Amid claims of strange voting patterns, the Russian series of Strictly Come Dancing got off to a slow start.
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Old 6th Aug 2019, 01:38
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"Ivan, the hatch on that Korean submarine was THIS big, and that fat fool still got stuck!"
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Old 6th Aug 2019, 08:33
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"The shockwave at Krasnoyarsk Krai was THIS big, glad we are floating around this English dam where we are nice and safe....errmm..what are those Chinooks doing over there?"
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Old 7th Aug 2019, 07:13
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Slowing down a bit so I might call this one.

Special mention to Treads for all the effort in typing that out but this rounds winner is...

Originally Posted by andytug View Post
..M,C A...I want to stay at the...
Over to you construction guy...

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Old 8th Aug 2019, 09:43
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Caption waiting for picture.
Police discover aggregate merchant in Derbyshire sabotaging dam
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