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He's not happy. He has just realised that our submarines are substandard, sub-par, suboptimal and any impression that they are better than that is probably subliminal.
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So that's one pepperoni, one pineapple and ham, and one bbq chicken, and you can deliver in 20 minutes, yes?
Yes that's right sir, and if we're late, your pizzas are free.
If you're late, the supreme leader says it's not the free pizzas you need to be worrying about
Yes that's right sir, and if we're late, your pizzas are free.
If you're late, the supreme leader says it's not the free pizzas you need to be worrying about
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General? It's me. I think the people are starting to suspect that the Dear Leader is actually just a plastic dummy. What did we do with the real dummy?
The Sub's XO, being briefed by the Conning Officer, forming a visual image of a half naked Dear Leader, was about to chum for Tuna.
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If we don't give him a mask and snorkel this instant he says he will become seriously unpleasant...
He says "dive" cos he's Canute. I'd rearrange four of those letters...
He says "dive" cos he's Canute. I'd rearrange four of those letters...
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With apologies to Monty Python:
...aaaaaand bassoon and oboe overture
We're knights of the conning tower!
We advance on diesel power!
We do routines and muster scenes,
Our gonads need a shower.
We dive deep and loudly shriek
We eat kimchi and fart all week:
We're knights of the conning tower!
Our subs are not submersible
And surely not reversible;
But many times Dear Leader's crimes
Make us a nuclear power!
Velly happy on conning tower,
Snorkels sprout like flower!
In war we shrink - our missiles stink,
They're severely under-powered.
On our chests bemedalled vests
Impersonate Tyrone Power.
It's a busy life on the tower:
When you're a half-assed nuclear power!
...aaaaaand bassoon and oboe overture
We're knights of the conning tower!
We advance on diesel power!
We do routines and muster scenes,
Our gonads need a shower.
We dive deep and loudly shriek
We eat kimchi and fart all week:
We're knights of the conning tower!
Our subs are not submersible
And surely not reversible;
But many times Dear Leader's crimes
Make us a nuclear power!
Velly happy on conning tower,
Snorkels sprout like flower!
In war we shrink - our missiles stink,
They're severely under-powered.
On our chests bemedalled vests
Impersonate Tyrone Power.
It's a busy life on the tower:
When you're a half-assed nuclear power!