With apologies to Monty Python:
...aaaaaand bassoon and oboe overture
We're knights of the conning tower!
We advance on diesel power!
We do routines and muster scenes,
Our gonads need a shower.
We dive deep and loudly shriek
We eat kimchi and fart all week:
We're knights of the conning tower!
Our subs are not submersible
And surely not reversible;
But many times Dear Leader's crimes
Make us a nuclear power!
Velly happy on conning tower,
Snorkels sprout like flower!
In war we shrink - our missiles stink,
They're severely under-powered.
On our chests bemedalled vests
Impersonate Tyrone Power.
It's a busy life on the tower:
When you're a half-assed nuclear power!
