Caption competition

[lowlypax]

After dwarf throwing became non-PC, the alternative was found to have problems too.

[lowlypax]

Although her feet did indeed smell very bad, Bloggs realised that this problem would become insignificant if he lost his grip....

[airborne_artist]

Although the smell was bad, the lift generated when Daisy broke wind gave Blogg's arms a much needed rest

[Flyingblind]

"00 to 13 sitrep over"

"13 to 00 send over"

"Just had Brazilian wanna see?"

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!....Noooooooo!!!!!!"

[lowlypax]

No 13 thinks: I should never have taken her to see Titanic.

[622]

No. 13 was initially in the middle of the stack, however Bloggs was lost in soft ground...

[lowlypax]

No. 13 remained at the bottom of the stack, while Bloggs was lost in soft ground...

[pohm1]

Ladies and gents, we are moments away from proving the new mathematical formula, "13 into zero will go....."

Or

"0" seemed genuinely pleased to be declared the biggest loser.

P1

[6Z3]

No. 13 stacked initially as Bloggs lost ground in the middle of the soft bottom

[The Nr Fairy]

After lowlypax:

"I had a toy like this as a kid - pull the string, the arms and legs sprung out. D'ya think this is the same ?"

[Rather be Gardening]

As a consequence of applying anti-discrimination rules to their employee selection, Cirque du Soleil's routines had run into difficulties.

[lowlypax]

To The Nr Fairy: I don't think pulling the string on this one would be a good idea especially if you are where No 13 is.

[ShyTorque]

Time we put this one out of it's misery, chaps!
(That's not meant to be a caption, but hey, maybe.. ).

My thoughts:
13: "00? From where I'm looking, I can only see a great big "8"

(Think about it )

lowlypax, you nearly won except the thought of pulling her string is too awful to contemplate..

The Lord Webber ups the stakes in the "I'll do Anything" final

As it's topical, I like it!

ZH875, take it away, please!

[ZH875]

Err, I would if that had been my caption, so it falls to 6Z3 as the purveyor of said fine caption to take it away.


6Z3 - come in - Over.

[ShyTorque]

ZH and 6Z3;

Oops sorry, in my haste...!

It was a long day and I was probably worrying about my car's gearbox problem that I had just discovered, which made me realise that a few week's spare time work of restoring and re-fitting it, was all wasted.

[6Z3]

Thanks ShyTorque,

Lets try this one, judging Friday noon:

[Rigger1]

Listen up people … remember the Herc carrier trials, well they’re now going to try it with a C17, and you lot are holding the net.

[seekayess]

Practicing Manual Deployment of the crash barrier in case of hydraulic failure.

[brickhistory]

1) Many were enlisted to help when the Jolly Green Giant threatened to jump...



or



2) F*ck me, I don't wanna find the snake that shed this!

[airborne_artist]

The Chinese laundry workers needed help folding Vanessa Feltz's bra.