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Old 5th Jun 2008, 16:40
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Originally Posted by Tricorn
"Nah mate, the THRONOMISTER.....it's attached to the SPHETZNER VALVE....hehehe Apprentices"
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 21:24
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 00:28
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Bloke in intake: "No I am not bloody Toulouse Lautrec".....thinks, "There isn't even space for one bog in here".
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 05:50
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"Bloody "stealth technology" - how am I meant to fix something if I can't see it"

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Old 6th Jun 2008, 08:19
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 10:58
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"Look, Mr Salesman, on the website it definitely said power-fold mirrors, a leather interior and digital radio. I can't see any of those. And it's only got a space-saver spare as well".
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 11:26
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 11:34
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“Oooh – it’s going to cost you mate – head gaskets gone, fan belts slipping, plugs need replacing and it could really do with an oil change. It may look like a top of the range invisible jet but it’s been thrashed by a boy racer”
 
Old 6th Jun 2008, 11:43
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What the $%£$ do you mean "does it take unleaded or diesel"?
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 13:53
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"Ok, one more time. First you suck, then you squeeze, then you bang, then you blow.....now get back down there and button up I'm cleared for immediate."
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 20:07
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 20:10
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Sir, I've looked, looked, and looked again. Your cellphone is NOT in here!
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Old 6th Jun 2008, 21:55
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 16:22
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Most of the captions seem to be in - so asuming I have to pick a winner I will try and do that tomorrow (Sunday).

If the winner is normally selected by a third party / committee, let me know please.
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 22:20
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"I need more power R2"
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 22:48
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Old 7th Jun 2008, 23:46
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Oi! Excuse me Sir, when the computer says there is an obstruction in number two engine, there is a bloody obstruction in number two engine!!
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Old 8th Jun 2008, 00:02
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"I can't even see it with a torch chief"

"That's because its cross section is so small its almost invisible"
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Old 8th Jun 2008, 16:09
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Hancock to Control Tower.....
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Old 8th Jun 2008, 19:07
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And the winner is.................

Thanks for all the entries, I had fun trying to find a winner, so...

in reverse order........

3rd - 'You do that once more while I'm down there and this torch is going where the sun don't shine!'
By mystic meg

2nd - "Bloody "stealth technology" - how am I meant to fix something if I can't see it"
By Phil gollin

And my favourite.....

1st - R2 You're Alive!
By RB877

RB877, you have control..........
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