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Old 24th Apr 2019, 21:25
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"Anyone entering church wearing a rucksack is considered fair game".

(Too soon perhaps....)
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Old 24th Apr 2019, 21:27
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President Trump announces that he will visit St Pauls during his state visit to the UK.
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Old 24th Apr 2019, 21:37
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He's heard a conspiracy theory that Rasputin is still alive and putting it about...
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Old 24th Apr 2019, 22:01
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Suspect identified for mass killings.
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Old 24th Apr 2019, 22:50
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 01:21
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Look here Padre....are you taking this "Sin No More!" thing a bit wrong?
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 02:14
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Let me help you get closer to god......
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 02:17
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The forced remaster of Cpl Volkov from Spetnaz to the Padre corp did not go well.....
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 06:27
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Vlad upsets the church once too often
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Owning to attacks on religious sites the authorities give training to the clergy
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If you do not put in the collection tin expect the worst
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 06:33
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Hoskinovich did not pay attention in the lying down prone drill
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Dog walker who did not pick up the faeces in the churchyard faces instant retribution
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...and the eleventh commandment, 'Thou shall log into PPRuNe four times a day'
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 07:44
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"President Trump, I mean thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 08:10
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It's RoboCoptic...
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 08:58
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Parish-nick-off....
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 09:01
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Is that a Vicar's machine gun?
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 09:45
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Is that a Vicar's machine gun?
Oooh, looks like a winner.....
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:28
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Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:35
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No Father, I said there were protestors outside the gates not protestants

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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:37
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So man in second row, do you allow the collection plate to pass by without a donation. Now is the opportunity to seek forgiveness.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:39
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Hmm, as I Polish priest I can shoot the German or Russian first, ok let it be the Russian then the German, business first then pleasure.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:57
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Del Boy is spotted taking the lead from the church roof
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I think the pistols at dawn is a bit one sided
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Well did I fire 109 rounds or 110 rounds, to be honest in all that action I forgot to count, well do you feel lucky punk ?
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