Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

Dyson turns his hand to aircraft manufacturing.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Gordon Bumblebee-Smythe, Head of Rover Garden Products, displays the company's latest Leaf Blower, suitable for larger gardens and estates. "We got an offer too good to refuse from Rolls Royce to take some Trent engines off their hands at an unbelievable price. Apparently they are factory seconds"

[Wensleydale]

It works on the same principle as the Harrier, but we can't use it yet because the zip fasteners for the boots haven't arrived yet.

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Very good Hoskins but what is it? Well it flies to inaccessible areas of forests and shreds the trees and voila the area is cleared for the new Runway with a by product of self sustainable chipping for the boiler.

Needs a snappy name. How about...A320?

[c52]

"This aircraft flies so beautifully, there's no need for a stronger undercarriage."

[andytug]

Boeing builds a one-off test plane to prove once and for all that MCAS is safe...

[Big Pistons Forever]

I don't see anywhere on the contract specifications that it had to have wings, said the BAE rep.

[Big Pistons Forever]

We are calling it the "Trump" model. It has a really big mouth and has no visible means of support.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Commissioner Gordon, if ever you need help in a hurry just press this button and the searchlight will illuminate the clouds, Batman and Robin will speed to your assistance

[Kiltrash]

Bernard Mathews high speed Chicken Plucker shows promise

[Wensleydale]

With the ever present danger of aircraft carrying classified documents having to make an emergency landing in an unfriendly country, the development branch has come up with an Air-Air Shredder.

[Pontius Navigator]

The first of the new RAF Machines, Runway Deicing utilising ex-Tristar engines promised to clear runways faster as soon as they developed a sufficiently powerful bowser.

[ivor toolbox]

Seeing their first prototype, the directors of Collins Radio Company decided to stick with Avionics after all.

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

The additional 5th engine for the HS Trident was found to be underpowered and so a upgrade was needed before the curvature of the Earth ran out

[Kiltrash]

With global warming Tracy Island was slowly being submerged so Brains developed Thunderbird 6 to be a floating base powered by a Jet Water Pump

[treadigraph]

On seeing the ultimate development of the GB Racer, Jimmy Doolittle was heard to say "sod that for a game of soldiers, I'd far rather bomb Tokyo with a B-25..."

[Kiltrash]

Top Gear producers task the team to produce a cheap efficient leaf blower, however Jeremy's effort did not suffer from lack of POWER
or
F35 Designer, well that's the lift fan sorted now about horizontal flight
or
After Lirrisivitch Aerodyne proves itself BAE Systems are accused of overthinking the Harrier

[Ascend Charlie]

Eugene Corporation has finished his half of the joint venture, he is now waiting for Donald Douglas to come up with the front half of the Douglas-Corporation DC-1. Or maybe 2, he hadn't decided yet.

[cattletruck]

Standard departure involves around 30 torque rolls.

[SASless]

BAE finally arrived at the perfect solution.....Lorry Loads of Pounds Sterling are dumped into the front end and come out the rear nicely stacked and wrapped for deposit.....MoD found the new method much more efficient and granted a bonus on the Cost Plus Contract with indications for repeat procurements in the future.