Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

and when the Brits give us the Merlin Engine just watch this baby fly, well especially when we fit a prop

[racedo]

What do you mean "Bit of a tight squeeze", have you been taking to Gladys from last night.

[racedo]

I know we captured it and they surrendered but what is it.

[Tashengurt]

"Metric? Never heard of it!"

[c52]

The barrack-room lawyer had pointed out that the prohibition of flying beneath bridges did not apply to flying through tunnels.

[c52]

Airbus decide they need a wide-body as the basis for the Beluga.

[c52]

Prisoners at Stalag Luft XXX construct an escape tunnel vehicle worthy of the RAF.

[Dan Gerous]

Airbus use the "Beluga" to transport the various assemblies, for the new European Fighter Aircraft.

[c52]

Thanks to its wings being fastened to the side, the tail-plane and fin are redundant, so look how much weight we've saved!

[ShyTorque]

"Damn - we forgot to install the conveyor belt!"

[Kiltrash]

Well that's solved the problem of issues with the undercarriage
or
BAE systems find the fixed price contract ran out before the wings and undercarriage were finished

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was not a good idea to park overnight in Liverpool

[c52]

(In German)

"MEN! It's very difficult to locate a Spitfire with searchlights, so for the purposes of the training exercise, both the searchlights and the Spitfire are immovable."

[Kiltrash]

Home plane sim builder gets a bit too realistic
or
Drone flyer finds the controls realistic

[c52]

"If you won't radio for a ladder before they turn the fans on, I'm coming to sit on your lap"

[Kiltrash]

Fighter Command find it safer this way when HRH Prince Philip pays a visit

[c52]

First tests of the Jet Spitfire with two ventral air intakes.

[c52]

Pilot: "And when I pull back on this stick, instead of the tailplane pointing the nose high in the air, those two big discs in the side of the wind-tunnel rotate the plane, and there's a really clever invention called MCAS that makes them stop before it rotates too far.... Ooops, where's he gone?"

[ivor toolbox]

Someone said to get the prop in place for the next Captain America film... oh you mean that prop

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

Owing to miss interpretation of the pictures taken overflying the Caspian Sea the Americans develop the Ekranoplan P51