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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:14
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"Ok, if we follow the canal back to the Waterwitch, we should be able to find our way back to the Station from there."


You need to know Odiham
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:15
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"Ok, keep a sharp look out for Norwegian frigates"
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:26
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"See, I told you the damned thing was reading wrong, I have QNH set on it and as you can plainly see it it out by a couple of feet"
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:37
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It's how we get the bubbles in the hot tub.

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Old 28th Feb 2019, 11:01
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The first re-enactment of the legendary towing of four water skiers by young Mr. Sasless in front of the Officers Club on Lake Tholocco at Fort Rucker lacked the pizazz of the initial display.....and the subsequent "No Coffee Conversation" with the OC.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 11:59
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Watch out Hoskins, ATC reporting possible light rain showers with a risk of skidding!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:04
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Aye Lad....mind yer speed....you don't wanna hydro plane!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:05
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See you Tom! This sea level rise thing is true!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:07
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Watch out! When it comes out of there it'll shake itself and you don't want to be anywhere near!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:09
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:19
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Hoskins found locating HMS Astute to be a bit more difficult than originally thought
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:22
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You think this is a problem? Don't ask the crew of the underslung jeep load
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 12:25
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Upon approaching the casualty the lifeboat radioed Base and asked for a bigger boat
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 13:54
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"Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please."
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 13:57
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"I've dropped the sonar buoy, but he seemed reluctant to go..."
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 13:59
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"The Navy are signalling and asking if we have any crabs in that pot"
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 14:06
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“Tower, say again the runway friction reading?”


(Not a caption ... back from holiday, I’ve missed y’all!)
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 14:30
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"Heh....Heh....Heh! Watch the Fish jump out of the water when I key the radio!" Gunner....get that Dip Net ready in the Right Hand Door!


Not a Caption......Fish do jump when the a radio gets keyed to transmit! (I cannot remember which Radio it is that does that....either FM or VHF.)
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 15:11
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So, Hoskins, this was Slapton Sands a few minutes ago, and that wasn't Section Officer Harvey.


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Old 28th Feb 2019, 15:22
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Skip, Base on the radio asking if we have that fault cleared yet? Call them back later tell them we are on track and should be able to take off in 2 days time and say we are terribly sorry can't be there for the annual Chaplin visit. Now ask the locals to send over more bait.
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