Caption competition
Many excellent entries this week, but as I have a weakness for terrible puns (crib sheet <groan>) I award the CST to Wensleydale for:
""This is a fair child madam".
"Funny - I thought it was a Boeing".
""This is a fair child madam".
"Funny - I thought it was a Boeing".
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The latest Breville Sandwich Toaster... every home should have one. Give your lunch a touch of class with the great taste of Kerosene...
Impress your friends, distress your neighbours...
It dices, it slices, it chops, it fries, it toasts, it blows the flies away...
The next version will use a GE F-101 out of a B-1 - we'll use the afterburner to toast marshmallows...
Impress your friends, distress your neighbours...
It dices, it slices, it chops, it fries, it toasts, it blows the flies away...
The next version will use a GE F-101 out of a B-1 - we'll use the afterburner to toast marshmallows...
None of this popping down tbe local garage for a few litres of 4 star for the BBQ.
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Crematorium takes interest when updating the furnace
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Charley Dimmock upgrade from water features to fire pits
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Crematorium takes interest when updating the furnace
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Charley Dimmock upgrade from water features to fire pits
Don't have the heart to tell him the Church Fete has been cancelled
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Stansted Aerozone includes a themed burger van for the Spotters
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As a dual purpose in tbe winter doubles as a runway de icer
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Stansted Aerozone includes a themed burger van for the Spotters
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As a dual purpose in tbe winter doubles as a runway de icer
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Friends of the Earth's new veggie burger stand.
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It fell off a passing Boeing and I thought "oh that'd be handy..."
Trial run of the tail gate BBQ for the next Super bowl sure shows promise
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Patented baby nappy drying service for the Airline
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Yes very nice Hoskins but have you not forgotten the Beer?
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Patented baby nappy drying service for the Airline
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Yes very nice Hoskins but have you not forgotten the Beer?
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The beer? Oh, I've converted the can from the bird this came from into a fridge? And the heads is in the cockpit...