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Old 11th Feb 2019, 18:33
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amazing camoflage- looks just like a rock wall with the gate located under a whirling prop activated by two camoflaged security guards
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 19:26
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"Chief said 'strip bare', so we did"
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 19:30
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Photographer: "OK, would you now change places please."
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 19:41
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"I said put her down on that strip, er, no, wait, oh too late"
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Old 12th Feb 2019, 06:21
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Doris. I think that's our fault. We forgot our Hi Vis grass skirt!
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Old 12th Feb 2019, 08:08
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Mum it just followed us home can we keep it please mum ?
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Old 12th Feb 2019, 09:26
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"It said: 'Please put your spare clothing in this bag, and it will be collected on Monday.'

"So all we have to do now is wait until Monday, and we will be rescued."
Last edited by Penny Washers; 12th Feb 2019 at 16:22.
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Old 12th Feb 2019, 12:56
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"Are you girls on this multi engine course?"
"No - we're just holding!"
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Old 12th Feb 2019, 15:43
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"When I said get a couple of scrubbers I meant . . . oh never mind."
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 09:42
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Fortunately I'm not here to judge a pair of half naked girls marooned on a dessert island.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:09
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Fortunately I'm not here to judge a pair of half naked girls marooned on a dessert island.
One could make a joke about sticky seconds, but I will refrain from doing so.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:24
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When you said we were landing on the rock,I thought you meant gibraltar, and we could get some beach time in.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:26
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Beach bum....
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:32
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These nets worked a treat. Let's see what we can net next.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:45
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Dwayne Johnson's girlfriends turn up in a show of empathy for the stricken aircraft.. they know exactly how that feels!
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 10:57
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Sheila and Madge imagined with a bit of coaxing the old Cat might become a Sunderland!.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 11:23
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Look what the Cat dragged in.. .

Ttfn
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 11:59
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When the script of 'Marooned' was first put to Tom this is what he hoped for
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 12:12
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The pilot blames heat mirage and the presence of these two ladies for making him think he was landing on water just off the beach.
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 19:29
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Life's a beach
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