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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:08
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“Blokeish Airways ... we strip everything to offer low fares.”
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:09
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“Have you seen the Pilot?”

”Yes, he’s still lying in there, having a cigarette with a silly grin on his face.”
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:21
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Ryanair, first they ditched baggage to cut down on fuel burn and then......
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 18:26
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The pilot? Well he went down with the ship in '42 and there is still more meat on him than on us
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 18:43
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#1. Is it a Be-6, Olga?

#2. Do I care, Madge?
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 23:16
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"Did the Flight Engineer check the Flap Position Indicator?"

"Yes, but I wish he would warm his hands first!"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 23:25
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#1. Is it a Be-6, Olga?

#2. Do I care, Madge?
Certainly not a Cat comrade! Meow!
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 01:06
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" I call the left one Buster as it's never produced the goods "
"But at least it doesn't just produce hot air with minimal thrust!"

Last edited by Buster Hyman; 9th Feb 2019 at 09:39.
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 08:01
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Typical Russian product ... sturdy and well built. You could say the same about the aircraft.
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 10:41
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"He said it was genetic and he was a pilot"
"Is that why it was so small"
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 10:56
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Early competition where the last hand holding on wins the prize. Well I saw it in the capitalist west with a Ferrari
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 11:05
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Having proved that the Kardashian sisters were not mindless bimbos by landing the aircraft they went back to their day job
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 11:08
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Mr Putin says we have to look like this to detract the attention away from his last landing
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 11:56
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We have to wait for the tide to come in so we can do some water boarding...or I think that's what he said.
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 12:15
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“Was the pilot that Hoskins we heard about?”
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 12:42
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“My arm’s getting tired, but I guess we’ll have to wait until tomorrow‘s judging before we can let go.”
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 13:01
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“Svetlana, I have this awful feeling I left tha gas on!”

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Old 9th Feb 2019, 15:04
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What's new pussy cat-a-lina? Whoa oh oh oh oh...

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Old 9th Feb 2019, 15:11
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That Nutlooae was explaining the properties of the 4 stroke engine, suck squeeze bang blow. He said I failed the practice so I have to meet him for after hours tuition
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 17:57
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The AAIB gets into the 21st Century vibe.
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