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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:13
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Lady in front of wooden column- now watch how we used the ' gotcha ' to get their attention ..
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:25
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Startled HRH ... “Watch what you’re doing with your right hand, Madam!”
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:39
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Camilla my dear, can you explain how the gentleman at the back came to have a black eye?
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:49
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You say that when you become King you want all the RAF fast jets for the fly past? What all 4 of them
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When HMTQ said more duties were to be undertaken by the junior Royals, we did hope for Harry and Megan
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 18:51
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Charles says to woman "If that Chappie at the back asks Camilla if she is Norwegian again he will have another black eye"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 19:01
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"That's how we met, Charles's favourite position"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 19:02
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"O'er, steady, Camilla might see"
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 19:28
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Looks like Jerry has 2000+ heading our way, We have everything up including the reserves .....AND the Poles..... and Winston picks a helluva day to invite the Royals
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Crackle Over the radio,... follow me steer course 250.... Say again..... Steer course 250.... Say Again .... Stop that Polish Chit Chat and steer Course 250....
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 20:25
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 20:44
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They could barely stand up when Section Officer Harvey had finished up with them.
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 21:14
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HRH: "Well, of course one would put one's hand on a shoulder if there were an attractive female statue."
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 21:24
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"Errm, I'm here. Won't anyone talk to me?"

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"I'm not a metal cast: this is just good posture."
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 01:16
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All we need is a former Austrian Corporal to make this map study interesting!
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 02:42
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" now spread your cheeks .."
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 06:35
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Hope Jerry does not come over today, 2 inches of snow reported at RAF West Drayton, we cant get the fighters up
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Bit frosty down here
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In the bowels of the Council offices the Mayor proudly shows HRH the School closure plan
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 08:00
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"Feels a little stiff, not like Charles at all"
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 10:13
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That's a helluva big Monopoly board!
Yes sir, it's the World Domination edition.
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 10:22
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"Oh look, dear, two of them have a visible panty line and this one doesn't. I wish you'd take a leaf out of this one's book."
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:13
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'Charles' - Yes I got the idea from Star Wars...so, that's the Carbonite freezing trials completed. Now all I have to do is catch Mama and the throne is mine!
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:23
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Jug Ears was miffed at the stiff competition during the "Who has Personality" Contest.
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