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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:38
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"It is the French.....the yellow vests are fighting their Government, and they cannot bring the dispute to a close because neither side has someone to surrender to. They wish to know if Germany can help?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:41
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He has a strange accent, but it sounds like 'Hello, playmates.'
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:42
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Can anyone else hear heavy breathing and smell leather?
or
That Bismark's last signal was 'We are the greatest Battleship ever, what could that teeny weeny bi plane do to hurt us?' then it all went silent
or
That was Herr Goering, asking us to rustle up a squadron of Spitfires
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:44
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I have intercepted the communication. It appears they are looking for wet Celery & flying goggles.
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:10
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Nein my Kapitan, we haven't won zer EuroMillions zis week...

Or

Zat was zer Fuhrer - he wants to know why you didn't forecast Crewe Alexandra v Morecombe as a score draw.
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:15
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....MODERATE OVEN????????
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:20
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Its the British Sir...they have gone B4....that's our Battleship!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:20
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"He said it only vunce"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:31
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"They are saying the Fuhrer only has one ball! Can it be true Herr Colonel?"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:35
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"It's the Brits. They've trapped themselves behind their own borders. Can someone bring a screwdriver and get them out?"

(With apologies to JAVELINBOY)
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:36
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"Nah, Zoe Ball's still annoying "
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:38
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"All I can pick up is a high pitched whine. Must be PMQs."
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:28
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The Brits report their NAAFI is out of Tea.....for them the War is over!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:38
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'Zay say ze picture von der gefallenen Madonna mit den grossen tölpeln ist nicht on ze vall of ze church!'
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:43
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Are you sure this is the audition for Hogan's Heroes?

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:56
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"It vas originally built to make ze heavy vater, but ve found it made a better Gin, dis batch ve call zer Hitler bunker as is only available for a limited time"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 13:02
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Message from Agent Bercow, he has sabotaged Brexit

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 13:05
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They want to know how much we will pay for the latest photo's of Section Officer Harvey

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 13:52
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OMG! Der Fuehrer likes my status!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 14:06
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It is Herr Trumpf, he is asking for the drawings of der Berlin wall.

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