Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

When you said we were going to the sun in a 2 seater rear engine SAAB this is not what I expected

[Parson]

CO "OK, first things first - you do realise it is a g SUIT you are supposed to wear?"

[Parson]

"So you think it's funny turning up on your first day at OCU looking like that? Get that hair cut."
"Next..."

[Kiltrash]

"why does Captain Hoskins want us to turn round and do the Runway Search on our knees
or
Join the Air Force they said, See the World they said, build new friends and relations they said, I understand but I cant get Snapchat at 30000 feet so I'm quitting. (Other Social Media APPs are available)
Or
As a Snowflake I am off to the Army, said the Pilot..... Here let me help you whinger said the Nav

[c52]

Military Intelligence suggests that, because the Taliban are highly moral their own terms, female personnel dressed like this will be safe from capture.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I reckon it would be a fair bet that they are members of the Brazilian Air Force.

[Wensleydale]

Lo! I have danced on silvered wings and touched....what?

[Ascend Charlie]

Corporal Punishment and Private Parts have finished cleaning the aircraft. Is there anything else that need a polish or a lick and a scrub?

[Wensleydale]

Two more Russian tourists to Salisbury find themselves lost on a military airfield....

[Buster Hyman]

Are those flaps down?

[Wensleydale]

"I'm leaving, Doris. The standard has gone downhill since they stopped training navigators".

[c52]

The girls are shivering..... BRrrrrr...
They have left the plane... EXIT.

[SASless]

The HSE Chappie that complained that Doris was seen on Dispersal without going "Hi Vis" was seen to be a Fool as the AOC saw it otherwise.

[Wensleydale]

Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot.

[Parson]

"You are most inappropriately attired for my squadron - now go get yourselves a decent pair of boots."

[Parson]

If Carlsberg made aircrew.......

[Kiltrash]

Is that a Sidewinder in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[Kiltrash]

Cor....look at the missiles on that

[Kiltrash]

Crew having been summoned to the CO' s office take action to take his mind off what he has to say following the low flying incident

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[Kiltrash]

Why the suitcase? Well as a all female flight crew we have a few essentials in case we divert from home base