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Old 5th Jan 2019, 12:24
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Does Red Bull give you wings?
No, I prefer to use Tampax.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 12:57
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"You shoved the helmets where?"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 13:38
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"Eastwood failed to steal the Firefox, so it has been decided to send in you as the snatch squad"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 14:59
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To speed up security queues at airports, passengers are urged to wear as little as possible and (left) to take no cabin baggage.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 15:27
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It's a screen shot from the new "Carry On" film.

"Carry On Baggage".
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 18:10
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... who cares about CapCom?
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 18:15
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Aeroplane? What Aeroplane?
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 18:47
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"Ladies, sadly... very sadly... infinitely sadly, 'anti-submarine warfare' doesn't mean we dress for the beach."
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 19:00
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Ann Summers new look. Something for the men to look at in store without getting a whack

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Old 5th Jan 2019, 19:10
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Press release frpm Martin Baker

'As part of their training all pilots are required to sit in a tub of Plaster of Paris to ensure the ejection seat is moulded correctly .'

dated 1April
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 19:16
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'Why do we have to dress this way?'
'Now William is King it's Regulations '.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 19:20
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With Sexual Equality female pilots are to dress in down time the same as their male counterparts, and as a example we gave them Maverick and Goose as role models
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 20:21
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I feel the need, the need to breed.

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Old 5th Jan 2019, 20:25
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Top Gun, nah more like Top Totty
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 20:25
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Of course they only let the babes be pilots, haven't you heard of area rule?


The plane may be stealthy, but you can hear us coming for miles in these heels.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 20:42
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"Wow, looks like Sgt Hardong is ready to de-brief us and give us his "Breathalyser" test"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 22:35
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Finger Four took on a whole new meaning with the introduction of the two seaters.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 02:36
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...Bigsword calling Danny Boy...Bigsword calling Danny Boy...
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 06:30
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"Blogs & Hoskins, when you were told to report for debriefing, this isn't what I meant, but I like the way you think."
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 07:19
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The FOD search was never more popular!
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