Very well, judgement hay is here. Some excellent entries that had me spluttering over my keyboard.
In no particular order, ...
the "Less is More" award goes to Nutty, for "Broom broom". Nutty also wins the Germaine Greer cosmetic surgery voucher for "It's not as easy as the women make out, but I hear they use liposuction"
c52 takes the Sussex Police Golden Truncheon for "Bet you $50 we can fly round Gatwick for 24 hours or more without anyone stopping us."
...and the winner is (drum roll) Buster Hyman, with "Yes, it was all fine & dandy as a joke amongst the lads...until Trump approved funding for further development!"
Even as we speak, the Danny-CST is sweeping around the globe to you, Buster, Go for it.