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The Chief was rapidly coming to the conclusion that his new Rects team needed to understand Service banter in more detail. Thus when he said the S.Engo's latest edict was to be viewed as arse about face, he never expected them to interpret this as such.
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Posting the Hartlepool born engineers together had been a logistical c*ckup.
Before anybody could say stop the heli had a full body kit with 'Max Burn' spoilers, Racing Stripes, Neon Underlighting, Blue W*nker Lights, aftermarket 'Phat Ass' jet pipes and an on-board PlayStation.
Before anybody could say stop the heli had a full body kit with 'Max Burn' spoilers, Racing Stripes, Neon Underlighting, Blue W*nker Lights, aftermarket 'Phat Ass' jet pipes and an on-board PlayStation.
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Due to the unseasonal hot weather the coffee bar had a problem with a fly infestation but, as usual, the engineers were able to offer a practical solution.....
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LAST 24 HOURS TO ENTER
Sorry guys but due to an operational commitment I won't be able to announce the result on the now traditional Sunday evening.
I'll announce the winner at 2300A tomorrow night, after the judge has finished his night on the pop.
Get your final entries in.
TOG
I'll announce the winner at 2300A tomorrow night, after the judge has finished his night on the pop.
Get your final entries in.
TOG
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Good effort guys - thirty six entries this week.
Difficult to choose, as no obvious side-splitters (if you'll excuse the pun), and pretty evenly pitched.
In choosing the winner I've gone for subtlety rather than the obvious.
So the runner-up is:
BikerMark for
and this week's winner is (please step up to accept your prize of 1 Smug Caption, valid 1 week):
Lafyar Cokov For
TOG
Difficult to choose, as no obvious side-splitters (if you'll excuse the pun), and pretty evenly pitched.
In choosing the winner I've gone for subtlety rather than the obvious.
So the runner-up is:
BikerMark for
"MOD now regrets accepting the lowest price bid for the application of the stealthy black anti-radar finish"
Lafyar Cokov For
The builders looked hard for the rotary fire bell - not realising that some joker had stuck it on the tail!!!
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Blimey - honoured I am.
Hopefully I'll have access to the 'net this time next week to mark - but if I go suddenly go quiet - I've deployed!!!
Apologies to those of fixed wing persuasion - another rotary one I'm afraid....
Good Luck....
Hopefully I'll have access to the 'net this time next week to mark - but if I go suddenly go quiet - I've deployed!!!
Apologies to those of fixed wing persuasion - another rotary one I'm afraid....
Good Luck....
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On opening one of the the last few Boeing supplied boxes "TWA" were beamingly happy to see they had been supplied with the very latest, all singing and dancing AH varient
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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The public finally gets to see the Chinook Mk 3....
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Never again would anyone, in any procurement agency anywhere in the world, sign a memo that said, "The lowest radar signature is the be-all and end-all of this project. Every other performance measurement must take second place to low observability -- or better yet, invisibility -- in the radar spectrum."
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Bloggs understood that the recruiting budget had sunk so low that novel approaches were necessary, but when he saw what he was now expected to take with him to career fairs, he PVRed on the spot.
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"No sir, see here, you signed for:
LIFERAFT, TITANIUM, 4-MAN, Qty 1
AIRCRAFT, INFLATABLE, Qty 1"
--or--
"Yeah, it's got a low radar signature, but it's a b@gger if you get a bird strike!"
LIFERAFT, TITANIUM, 4-MAN, Qty 1
AIRCRAFT, INFLATABLE, Qty 1"
--or--
"Yeah, it's got a low radar signature, but it's a b@gger if you get a bird strike!"
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A gift as a leaving present for Flt Lt xxxxxx, who is departing after a major Łuck up............
"You've let your Squadron mates down. You've let the Squadron down. You've let the Royal Air Force down and you've let yourself down. Take this as a token of the esteem that we hold you in - because you can easily let this down and repent upon your former career!"
"You've let your Squadron mates down. You've let the Squadron down. You've let the Royal Air Force down and you've let yourself down. Take this as a token of the esteem that we hold you in - because you can easily let this down and repent upon your former career!"