Good effort guys - thirty six entries this week.
Difficult to choose, as no obvious side-splitters (if you'll excuse the pun), and pretty evenly pitched.
In choosing the winner I've gone for subtlety rather than the obvious.
So the runner-up is:
BikerMark for
"MOD now regrets accepting the lowest price bid for the application of the stealthy black anti-radar finish"
and this week's winner is (please step up to accept your prize of 1 Smug Caption, valid 1 week):
Lafyar Cokov For
The builders looked hard for the rotary fire bell - not realising that some joker had stuck it on the tail!!!
TOG