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Old 20th Nov 2018, 14:18
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Captain to Flight engineer ( remember them) more power more power. That Brit Guy got his out of the volcano ok in Indonesia, why can't I. ...
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Old 20th Nov 2018, 14:37
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Airport Management rubbed their hands at the thought of the parking fees this would generate.
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 04:52
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Passengers scrambled before the White Walkers caught up to them.
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 07:53
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Do you want to build a snowman..

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Old 21st Nov 2018, 08:18
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Bit late through the roundabout Hoskins-san!
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 09:29
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What fool built a motorway right where we wanted to land?
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 10:49
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An odd place for a Kid's playground ain't it?
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 11:29
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I told you it was a goat on a hill.
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 11:44
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So, Tanaka-san, when you do donuts like that in your BMW, what happens next?

Ah, edzackery the same, only ditch usually smaller...
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 14:28
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'The off airfield crash exercise called for a simulated aircraft. I thought a Cessna would do the job. I didn't expect you to use a 747"
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 14:29
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The crew of the stricken 747 hung their heads in shame as they entered Japan Airline's Chairman's office for tea sans biccies. They were the aircraft's navigator, Sum Ting Wong; the flight engineer, Wee Tu Low; the co-pilot, Ho Lee Fuk; and the hapless pilot, Bing Bang Ow...

Patiently awaiting ban...

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Old 21st Nov 2018, 16:36
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It'll buff out
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 16:37
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I bet you couldn't do that again.
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 16:44
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"Bit hard on the brakes there Hoskins, When you feel it start to slide steer into the skid. A touch of power and reverse on the opposite side. Now . . . sh*t I have control"
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 16:52
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...think they need to get the Mu meter recalibrated eh Hoskins?

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Old 21st Nov 2018, 18:47
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"We never get snow like this back home."
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 18:56
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Damn, I could have sworn that was the Saratoga.
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Old 21st Nov 2018, 19:42
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Ryanair see this as further evidence that without Pilots these accidents would not happen
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8 hours ago Uber in Tokyo proudly showed off the first self piloting aircraft on a flight to Alaska
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This is claimed a success as the experimental non misting fuel did not catch fire
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Old 22nd Nov 2018, 05:17
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Err, thank you Mr. Ford. We'll take it from here...sorry?...Oh yes, the 1st hole is just over that rise.
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Old 22nd Nov 2018, 07:13
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