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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 09:18
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Even though he brought all his Scientology mates along in the 707, John Travolta wasn't allowed to fly the Avro.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 09:51
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Quantas launches outback door to door chauffeur service.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 11:05
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The Avros's take off distance was considerably shortened by building the airport on the side of a hill.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 11:46
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Qantas' answer to the noise abatement issue at SYD!
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 11:47
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To prove there's no U in Qantas, they whip out the original aircraft with the original name on the tail...but, to no avail.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 11:48
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The FA's were delayed whilst they sought clarification that the V-Jet wasn't just for Virgins.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 12:14
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Swissport ramp team prove that 2 aeroplanes can occupy a single stand at same time..

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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 12:29
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Qantas tries to show that 504K is an aeroplane and not the price of a ticket from Sydney to the UK.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 13:14
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The idea originated from our burger range, we call this the extra Mayo and we will strap it to the 707 roof, to be launched as we approach England to carry the mail on ahead.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 13:18
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Media frenzy at WoodGood as flyer Hairy Meath prepares to depart on her own to Capetown. No one noticed she boarded the airliner - but that is of little consequence - and the rest is, as they say, history.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 13:21
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"And that ends my presentation, I will now hand you over to Bruce... Thanks Bruce, ok , I would like to first take this moment to thank our gallant engineers in white, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce Jr, whom without them Captain Bruce along with Co-pilot Bruce. the hostesses Sheila, Sheila and "coffeepot" Sheila would struggle to maintain a service, ok questions, ahh you there in the blue....Bruce isn't it?"
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 13:31
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QANTAS launch their domestic Ultra-Economy service to mixed reviews.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 14:34
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The feeder connection flight from Waggawagga had been delayed !
 
Old 22nd Oct 2018, 15:37
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"And that ends my presentation, I will now hand you over to Bruce... Thanks Bruce, ok , I would like to first take this moment to thank our gallant engineers in white, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce Jr, whom without them Captain Bruce along with Co-pilot Bruce. the hostesses Sheila, Sheila and "coffeepot" Sheila would struggle to maintain a service, ok questions, ahh you there in the blue....Bruce isn't it?"
Shades of Monty Python there Bruce..
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 15:44
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The 1923 Daily Fail London to Perth air race finally completes when the last competitor to arrive, Sir Henry Ware-Armitage, is finally convinced he's been at the wrong Perth all this time. .. @Daily Fail
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 16:15
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Meghan decided to let her personal pilot convey her on such 'A VERY ROYAL OCCASION'.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 18:09
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We've been banned from flying at this airport, because of all the skid marks we keep leaving.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 18:12
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We should have brought the Shack. One screw is better than 4 BJ's, doesn't sound that impressive.
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 18:18
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“OK, forget the airbridge ... has anyone got a pair of steps?”
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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 22:49
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Hyphen~Smyth with his aerobatic Avro was shattered to learn of Tex Johnson rolling the 707 over Seattle.
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