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"Ground control to Major peeping Tom"
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"Budget conscious Britain launch their version of the Hubble telescope"
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"Richard Branson finally get a Virgin in space"
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"So NASA, how do I claim my air miles?"
While Alice was documenting a developing hurricane, the guys were in the lab having a farting contest.
One general (accountancy branch) to another general (engineering branch): "You know, if she didn't wear any clothes, we'd reduce the weight by an ounce or two and save thousands of dollars."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK, I've got the photos you wanted. NOW can I get my guitar out and do my version of "I will survive"?
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After being such a biatch the whole trip, Betty was touched when the crew of the final ISS mission asked her to take the photo of the Soyuz capsule departing the station.
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Julia was emphatically banned from attempting to park it next to the Soyuz capsule.
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"I am photographing the evidence now, the outside of these windows haven't been cleaned in a millennium"
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"Using her state of the art digital measuring device, Doris measures up the windows for the new curtains and pelmets"