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Man in house: "Bloody 617 w#nkers! Ok, so they did it once back in the war. But every bloody day now? Get over it!"
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"When you said if we volunteered for a Scotland det we would all get to give the dog a bone, this isn't what I was hoping for...!"
Bloke in house...... I know they have to practice low flying somewhere but not in my back yard
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Bloke in house......I know they have to practice humanitarian relief supply drops but do we look poor and starving?
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Bloke in house.....MORE TEA VICAR ?
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Bloke in house......I know they have to practice humanitarian relief supply drops but do we look poor and starving?
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Bloke in house.....MORE TEA VICAR ?
Having waited 10 long weeks Morag settled down to the final show and just as Tess said...And the winner of Strictly Come Dancing 2018 is......buzz buzz crackle crackle whistle bang fart. .
As the vibrations built to a crescendo Nutty, with uncharacteristic grace, lept like a Gazelle across the living room to save his prized possession, Bust of Buster, Coffman Starter Trophy, VC10 momento* from crashing on the hard stone floor off the fireplace
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"Four down, eight letters, what was the name of the Greek God of the sea, Dear?"
"Hercules!"
"No Dear, he was Roman, and it starts with a P"
"Hercules!"
"No Dear, he was Roman, and it starts with a P"
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"Don't worry dear, they said when they put the new bridge in to the mainland, that we would get a flyover"
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In a significant public relations exercise, a blind man has been selected to jump with the RAF Parachute Display Team, the Falcons. When asked how he knew when to brace for landing, he replied "That's easy. The Guide Dog's lead goes slack"!!
