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Old 29th May 2018, 21:26
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"I'm with stupid!"
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Old 29th May 2018, 21:51
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"He's with stupid."
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Old 30th May 2018, 03:24
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Last call folks. Will judge tonight AEST...or about 8 - 9 hours from now.
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Old 30th May 2018, 12:42
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Ok, now that the last minute rush is over...

Runners up are....

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
You want / need a prostate exam, yes I think I can fit it in for you next Wednesday
Originally Posted by MPN11
“THIS is the areshole who ordered an Hawaiian Pizza.”
Originally Posted by NutLoose
"This is my trigger finger... well it would have been, but dad pulled some strings and got me off the draft"
But winner of the CST is...MPN11!!!!!

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“No, he’s paying ... it’s part of the Defense Agreement.”
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Old 30th May 2018, 13:53
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Oh, good grief! Me AGAIN? Well, thank you, kind Sir.

I have no idea where you guys find your CapCom pictures, so I've had a quick trawl through my holiday snaps instead. Try this one ...
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:32
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"It's a goodwill present from that rebel fella, Robert E. Lee, General - shall we open it ?"
 
Old 30th May 2018, 14:40
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"Smile for the dicky-bird !"
 
Old 30th May 2018, 14:47
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"No, General, you have to light the end of the fuze line before you put it to the touch-hole - who's got the matches ?"
 
Old 30th May 2018, 14:48
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:59
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They should never have let women join the military. They leave their hand-bags on any old knob they find.
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Old 30th May 2018, 15:34
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Photographic proof that Grandpap was right when he said Yankee Soldiers were Sissies!
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:23
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Fox 3 Where's my Banana
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:29
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Scratch Scratch, Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Scratch Scratch Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Scratch Scratch Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Dammit

(Small child ) Ere Mister 2 boy scouts over there and a couple of dry sticks.... simples
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:30
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Should have gone to Spec savers. (other Opticians are available)
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:35
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So what do you think, General Washington, after 'We The People' we should have something to do with the right to bear arms?.. Cant get into trouble with that can we
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Old 30th May 2018, 20:54
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What do the two of us do? We're responsible for defence for this weapon. See behind us? That's de fence.
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Old 30th May 2018, 21:55
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"Stand ram-rod straight, the boss said. Nah, not until the kid brings me my donuts."
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Old 30th May 2018, 21:58
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Son, we call this a Cannon. Now, would you like to see my Howitzer?

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Old 30th May 2018, 23:51
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Hyphen-Smyth seemed miffed he had to wear blue as he identified with Pink.
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Old 31st May 2018, 02:03
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So thats where the Aussies got the turned up left brim ! who knew ?
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