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Old 20th Sep 2018, 13:32
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Old 20th Sep 2018, 18:53
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Bloke in house...... I know they have to practice low flying somewhere but not in my back yard
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Bloke in house......I know they have to practice humanitarian relief supply drops but do we look poor and starving?
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Bloke in house.....MORE TEA VICAR ?
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Old 20th Sep 2018, 19:07
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It's like a red rag to a bull.
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Old 20th Sep 2018, 20:01
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Having waited 10 long weeks Morag settled down to the final show and just as Tess said...And the winner of Strictly Come Dancing 2018 is......buzz buzz crackle crackle whistle bang fart. .
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Old 20th Sep 2018, 22:17
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Ryanair passengers were somewhat disappointed with their promised tour of the Labrador Coast.
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 03:14
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Jack Jack, said Morag, Get your gun there is dogging in the field again
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 03:32
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As the vibrations built to a crescendo Nutty, with uncharacteristic grace, lept like a Gazelle across the living room to save his prized possession, Bust of Buster, Coffman Starter Trophy, VC10 momento* from crashing on the hard stone floor off the fireplace
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 03:55
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Uh skipper ? What does it mean when the red roofs get bigger and we are straight and level , and not diving?
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 08:42
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Having discovered Nutty's hideout on social media, Buster prepares to drop the MOAB
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 08:44
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Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert
In the final climatic episode of Bodyguard, David flies in to rescue Julia from the evil clutches of John
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 10:04
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"Hercules!"
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 13:07
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Darling, I can feel the intensity building. Something's coming

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By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 13:44
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"Don't worry dear, they said when they put the new bridge in to the mainland, that we would get a flyover"
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 13:51
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In a significant public relations exercise, a blind man has been selected to jump with the RAF Parachute Display Team, the Falcons. When asked how he knew when to brace for landing, he replied "That's easy. The Guide Dog's lead goes slack"!!
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 14:17
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Luckily, Hoskins realised at the last minute that he'd transferred from Sunderlands.
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 15:28
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"....and so Co, that's why we pilots got rid of navigators from the cockpit. Now read me the checks before we land at Heathrow."
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 15:30
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"QNH; QFE; all the same to me, Bloggs."
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 15:44
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As the tea-sets start to vibrate, Grandad begins to grin profusely...Grandma now understands the reasoning for painting the roof orange.....
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Old 21st Sep 2018, 15:47
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From inside the caravan, Hoskins reflected that his wasn't the ideal moment for Rover to run off with the Very pistol...

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Old 21st Sep 2018, 16:36
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Judging tomorrow and spoiler alert so far Nutty isn’t in the running
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