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Old 12th Sep 2018, 16:40
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
"I say, why don't they call it an aeroplane?"
"Don't be silly, it looks nothing like a bar of mint chocolate"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 21:16
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I have to say that Nutloose used the scatter gun to great extent and even with the quantity there was some quality. I won't list all of them that I enjoyed, but perhaps use this as the winner...

It's all well and good Bertie, but it takes an age for ATC to come out and change the red flag for a green so we can cross the runway threshold
Good to see that ATC are still upholding the old traditions!

Over to you nutty....
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 21:24
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I was going to say "You have to have a nut loose to go up in one of those..." And I woz right.
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 23:09
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Thank you, I wasn't expecting this. ok try this one

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Old 13th Sep 2018, 00:07
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After being outed in the fog..... a facelift and paint job was thought to be in order.
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 00:19
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Got the lunch menu let’s see what catering has provided.

soooo, for an Appetizer we get “ crisps de patate originall “, for the Main it’s “sandweech de viande mystere” and the Desert is a choice of “anciennt pomme or orange verde”.

i will tell the the Chief Purser that we will be ready to dine in 5 minutes.
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 00:33
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Boss I get you are concerned but I just can’t see the checklist for “rotor wash”. Is it a big problem if the rotors are dirty ?
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 00:47
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"Jeez, Hoskins, that is one heck of a centrefold, and...HOLY CRAP! There's somebody in our 10 o'clock!"
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 03:09
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So it says here on the flight plan, we take off fly around a but, some hovering some high speed passes and return to base, See how many 'likes' we get from PPruNe Spotters about the 'sound of freedom'

or

The Irish Parachute team Pilot later told the board of inquiry that 'well on my copy of the flight plan' it sure looked like Hover at 50.00 foot and turn on the green light' although it could have feel a fly on the paper
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 07:06
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it says, large white painted house next door to the "Dog and Duck" .. . Anyone seen it yet?

Ttfn
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 07:12
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Whats all this bollaux? N55,0385 W02.1516....why don't they say Nutty Towers or Buster Council block, a lot easier to find
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 08:47
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Is it this mirror, or is my moustache really ridiculously large?
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 09:06
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FFS Boss, just buy a new Collins Road Atlas, that ones 9 years old.
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 09:17
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"Take a letter, Smith.

"To the MoD.

"Dear Sirs,

"With the increasing prevalence of oil-seed rape in the English countryside, allow me to suggest respectfully that during the spring, helicopters be painted chrome yellow for camouflage purposes.

"Yours etc"
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 09:34
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Are you sure that's right? Bloody rotor's going clockwise!
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 09:44
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I say Boss, shouldn't you be looking where we are going instead of reading Playboy ?
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 10:05
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......400 straight, then left 3, tightening 4. Caution ditch left. Straight 600, flat out, jump, then right 2, don't cut..............
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 10:26
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Damn; I've forgotten my reading glasses - does it say "Lucky LEFT" or Lucky RIGHT"?
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 12:16
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"...and once complete, you can now begin the take off procedure..." Bugger!
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Old 13th Sep 2018, 12:18
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Bloody generic Ikea instructions! I have no idea where this spare screw is from!
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