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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:05
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Daily Fail headline ....'The stolen C130 what really happened '
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:06
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Santa upgrade to the sleigh when global warming means no snow
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:09
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Pilot...Nav are you sure this is Macrahanish?
Nav...Yes skip it does say tricky however
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:14
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Not realising it was a gun ship the farmer regretted turning his 12 bore on the aircraft worrying his sheep
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:20
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Not realising it was a gun ship the lout regretted shining a [email protected] at it
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 06:29
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“There you go - I told you FIDO always clears the fog for us!”
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:12
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This is nothing. I used to fly Pumas whilst reading a Menu!
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:14
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They said it would take a Herculean effort to get that dog to move, so...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:17
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It was only when he shouted "come here Hercules" that old Jock realised the enormity of the name he'd chosen for his new dog...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:25
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so lads, Phandet came back with a washing line, I'm going for the chimney!

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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:25
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Having bought a surplus Herc on eBay, Haggis plonked it on his roof and used it for a wind turbine, not realising that the noise would scare the [email protected] out of his dog.
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 07:27
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this will give the ground eng something to do. ...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 08:18
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"Whoah! House!...Put that in the log Hoskins, TFR needs servicing."
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 08:45
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This is what happens when you sub-contract Amazon delivery to the RAF and order a Jeep....
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 08:51
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We need 5% British Industry participation...that Chimney ought to do it!
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:06
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Morag, you've left the bloody landing light on again.
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:13
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Hoskins had heard about the other estate agents using little drones to take aerial images for the sales brochures. He'd got in touch with a mate. The costs may be a little higher, he thought, but........
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:33
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The ops room and station dog at Ballykissangel harked back to a gentler time.
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:37
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"Skip, why are we chasing a dog?"

"Well, it makes a change from the usual running goat..."

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"The damned thing nicked my pastie!"
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:39
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I can't see "Piss off Biggles" painted on the roof. NAV!
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