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There I was.... when the Sergeant said there were military rituals that would bring tears to my eyes....I was thinking of Taps, Amazing Grace, and Rifle shots.
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Given the slow response, I think I may have chosen an image unwisely. I shall judge in the next 24h to allow someone to put up a better offering.
Given the slow response, I think I may have chosen an image unwisely. I shall judge in the next 24h to allow someone to put up a better offering.
Nah I am not crying because of the onions, I am crying because i just found out that despite joining the Air Force I am being sent to an Army unit as part of some “Joint Force” bollocks.
Join the Army and see the world the recruiter said, it is enough to make a man cry
MPN11 do not berate yourself. All pictures deserve a caption not originally intended.
I give youJake ....don't cry it is only the onions getting in your eye.
John.....no its not...I just got a "Dear John' letter. She has left me for a potato salesman......He has a bigger peeler
Yah think this bad wait until you have to do the gas hut......, without a gas mask !
Look at the bright side, you could be smelling one of the Chief Cooks legendary farts. Now that will bring tears to your eyes !
Now that waterboarding has been outlawed the brass hats want to trial alternative methods of "enhanced interrogation"......
Jake.....What would you like for tea?
John....Hmm how about Fish
Jake.....Onions with that?
or
Jake.......What wpuld ypu like for tea
John ......Spam Spam Spam Egg Spam Spam Spam
Jake......Wot no Onion with that?
John....Hmm how about Fish
Jake.....Onions with that?
or
Jake.......What wpuld ypu like for tea
John ......Spam Spam Spam Egg Spam Spam Spam
Jake......Wot no Onion with that?
20 years later Jake Jr asks dad ' What did you do during the war'. Jake replies 'Shut up and eat your Onions'
or
20 years layer Jake Jr says 'nope still terrible smell of Onions
or
20 years layer Jake Jr says 'nope still terrible smell of Onions
Evertonian
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
What about with Onions?
Don't be ridiculous!
What about with Onions?
Don't be ridiculous!