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"No....he does not know where he is.....do you know where I am?".
He wants to report a robbery ...was here to guard the Coffman Starter Trophy but it was lost in transit from Big Pistons to Nutloose..... . Please can you send Pickles the dog. ?
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"OK, soldier - I accept that Paras are harder than policemen. You really didn't have to shoot your own willy off just to prove it!" 
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Sarge, young fella here wants to know where we got our butch caribiners from. I got a question too. What do we use them for?
"What you need laddie is a little stubby aerial like this. It rubs against your face all day and the acne just clears up up within a week"
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Last orders, scoring on the morrow
I know I can't enter be hey ho
"Hey Sarge, he wants somthing to put on his acne, all I have on me is my pile cream, do you think that will work?"
I know I can't enter be hey ho
"Hey Sarge, he wants somthing to put on his acne, all I have on me is my pile cream, do you think that will work?"
Bloody old fashioned statemnt. ... if lost ask a Policeman....already been done to death
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His mates left him tied up dressed like this on the roundabout in the town centre...something to do with a stag weekend
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His mates left him tied up dressed like this on the roundabout in the town centre...something to do with a stag weekend
One branch of government talking to itself and ignoring other branches!
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Constable: “What do you call that rifle, mate.”
Para: “Zulu Six, like it says on the butt.”
Para: “Zulu Six, like it says on the butt.”
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Sarge, missing vehicle report, can you ask the patrols to look out for an Alvis Supacat ATMP please? Got a young lad 'ere, can't remember where he parked it. It's got six wheels, a machine gun mounted on the back and... what was the reg again son?
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“Yeah, I jumped last weekend. She was a bit of a munter, but whatever ...”