Caption competition
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"I can't stop thinking about 'collar and cuffs', dammit!"
Avoid imitations
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"Get me my hairdresser - now!"
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Julia wondered if her intermittent colour-blindness had kicked in while she was shopping for shampoo.
To cut production costs Space 1999 get their space suits from Screwfix, some assembly needed
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On the radio, 'To celebrate England winning the world cup 100 years ago .... Its cumming home, its cumming home'
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On the radio, 'To celebrate England winning the world cup 100 years ago .... Its cumming home, its cumming home'
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His dressing-up fetish reached new heights/depths, and she wondered how the Hell they were going to do it in this outfit.
I know we have just taken off on a 3 year mission to Mars to study reproduction in space, I think it's safe to now tell you I am really a man
oh that' good cause I am really a woman
oh that' good cause I am really a woman
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Him: “I’m not sure whether she’s a co-pilot or a Navigator, but in either case it would be so wrong.”
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Her: “OK, I think I’ve mastered this device. How do you want your steak ... rare or medium?”