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Avoid imitations
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I'm done with this fast jet bollocks - I'm going to fly...a Squirrel helicopter!
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"You're a Navy pilot right? then a good fisting should be second nature to you"
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"And by the time i'd finished his wedgie, I had them up here"
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"And after this we get the pick of assignments, i'm going exchange on RAF Jaguar, what about you Ice? "
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"They call you the Iceman huh, well i'm known throughout the Navy as the Shetland Pilot"
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"I've got 41,800 pounds of thrust lifting my jet and 2 inches of lift in my heels"
Hey, I just got this cool tip off Viper. Apparently if you ever get into flat spin and have to punch out, only pull on the handle with your right hand like this. There's a secret design feature in the F-14 that uses the RIO's seat to make sure the canopy is clear, guaranteeing the pilot's survival! Bad luck for the RIO, but hey, that's what you get for being a passenger, right!..................Wait, how long has HE been standing over there?
Iceman....in twenty years you are going to look like a cotton bale with the center tie busted!
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"You know you've already lost when your backseater is ready to throw the towel in"
I am not Dan Gerous !!!
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this was Theresa May’s favourite clip, and she’s still trying to master the technique.