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Old 26th May 2018, 10:27
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"...so I gave Kim Wrong Un the finger, just like this!!..............Why are you laughing?
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Old 26th May 2018, 11:21
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"Wait...are you saying that isn't Kim Jog-on?
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Old 26th May 2018, 13:12
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“Look, men, the point is ... umm ... pointing ... which is GREAT. Now who ordered the Whopperburger?”
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Old 26th May 2018, 14:29
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"Oh - him, with the blue tie? He's my stunt double."
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Old 26th May 2018, 16:52
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“No, he’s paying ... it’s part of the Defense Agreement.”
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Old 26th May 2018, 19:54
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"Although we came for dinner with the troops we are as you can see not eating that sh*te"
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Old 26th May 2018, 19:56
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"What's the least Presidential thing I have done?...... Erm that's easy, getting elected"
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Old 26th May 2018, 23:27
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Geez, he stinks, must be the mush we feed you
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Old 27th May 2018, 01:19
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You know that famous American poster "Uncle Sam needs you!!" Well this is my version: "Uncle Sam says he did it!!"
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Old 27th May 2018, 08:25
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
You know that famous American poster "Uncle Sam needs you!!" Well this is my version: "Uncle Sam says he did it!!"
Or..."Uncle Sam needs him!"
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Old 27th May 2018, 09:40
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Trump: Who invited the guy with a normal haircut?
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Old 27th May 2018, 21:37
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"Mah name's Forrest ..... Forrest Trump ..... people call me Forrest Trump..."
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Old 28th May 2018, 10:10
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Bint behind him, "Who touched my arse?"
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Old 28th May 2018, 14:29
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Now that I have you all transixed with my wonderful charisma just who is under the table giving me a blow job?
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Old 28th May 2018, 16:43
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Like when we were kids - this finger is loaded. bang, bang, you are dead
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Old 28th May 2018, 18:02
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“He is a great negotiator, I mean GREAT! He talked me into buying a Hyundai Golf Buggy.”
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Old 28th May 2018, 19:47
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"And this I call my sphincter tickler"
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Old 29th May 2018, 15:37
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No, Mr President, there's no reason at all why we're all in camouflage and you are easily identifiable in a room full of people with access to specialist firearms.
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Old 29th May 2018, 16:27
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"Well, you keep telling me to 'pull it out', now I have, so what shall I do with it ?"
 
Old 29th May 2018, 16:38
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"Well, you keep telling me to 'pull it out', now I have, so what shall I do with it ?"
And so it was that President Trump acquired the nickname of “The Woodpecker”.
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