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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:11
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Why me Comrade? The British have unmanned drones.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:18
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Belatedly, Jones recalled his Father telling him to never volunteer!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:26
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Nick Kyrgios gets banned for tanking again!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:32
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I told you I'm NOT a heat-seeking warhead!!
Right, somebody go fetch his IR goggles....
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:49
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This isn't fair, the Human cannonball should have a helmet and a safety net
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:44
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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:57
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"I turned up for work wearing a shell suit - and now this!"
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:58
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My annual report stated that I should come out of my shell a bit more!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 08:26
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The RAF continues to struggle with its Strategic Tanker procurement programme.
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 09:58
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"What did you do in the Great War, Daddy ?" >" Well, it was mostly just hanging about, Son !"
 
Old 18th Oct 2016, 10:16
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This is the last time I read the Baron Munchausen's Adventures book to those morons.
From now on, Peter Pan only!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 10:39
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"The M.O. says, as a No.9 won't do the trick, this will cure my oonstipation !"
 
Old 18th Oct 2016, 11:48
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"...and so I asked this lady tank commander if she was in for a spit roast...."
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:14
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These stealth tanks are amazing - I didn't see, hear or feel a thing.
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:54
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Jones had been warned about offering information on Hillary to Congress!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:59
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Jones had been warned about offering information on Hillary to Congress!
Art Hillary?
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 13:01
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Look lads, all I said was that according to last week's episode of QI, some Russian had patented a way of firing poo out their tank at the enemy. I wasn't suggesting we should try it too...
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 13:52
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Well Bloggs, look on the bright side. It could easily have been worse!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 13:56
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Well Sir, one minute I was asleep in my tent, then there was a bit of a noise, and next minute.....
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 14:50
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Melania believed her husband completely, yet for some reason she continued to fund the ongoing development of the Mk #1 Randy Assault - Allegedly - Tactical Termination, Removal And Prevention System (widely known as RAATTRAPS).
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