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Old 31st May 2018, 13:17
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"No, I assure you, when on rotary, the Captain sits on the right"
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Old 31st May 2018, 16:27
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Walmington-on-Sea civil war re-enactment society get wrong uniforms
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Old 31st May 2018, 22:55
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Having once been a navigator, of course the gunlayer used a reciprocal bearing.
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Old 31st May 2018, 23:32
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Jones....you care to explain exactly what provoked you to stub out your fag on the Cannon?
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 04:18
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I know it is disappointing but see here the Commanding General has specifically ordered no MAGA hats can be worn by uniformed personnel.
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 04:19
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Well you need to ask yourself. “What would Trump do” !
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 05:41
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No little boy, in this if you get killed you do not press CTR-ALT-DEL

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Simkins what do you mean we cannot fire till the ear defenders get here?

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Yes I know the locals are starving but they could have saved the message for us before they eat the pigeon
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 06:36
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"Why are we aiming at the Wall? An excellent question young Man. Well, the reason is that we've learned from the mistakes made in Singapore & nobody's gonna sneak up on us like that!"
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 07:41
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Very observant young man, but we are just waiting for the President to pass by on Dealey Plaza,
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:02
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Hang on, I'm confused. Let's just run through this again. You're saying the end with the hole in it points which way?
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:05
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Son, I call this position "Parade Rest". Now f#%k off!
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:09
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Members of the 321st New York Anti-Aircraft Battery had had a long boring war. Their guns didn't elevate much, and aircraft hadn't been invented yet.
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:13
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"And in the Sistine Chapel you can see how Leonardo thought God touched Adam's finger with his own finger, rather like this."

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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:20
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There were only two volunteers for the re-enactment of the battle of the Sun-Burnt Left Ear Brigade
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:24
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"Thank you for your kind thought, young man, but it would certainly not be better to carry the satchel rather than to wheel it around on this handy pair of wheels."
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 08:29
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"I told you not to lean on it. Now, how are you going to get upright again? - Here, let me give you a hand."
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 11:10
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Buster deep in thought after seeing the size of the cannon....day dreamed of what might have been and thought Life can be so un-fair.
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 11:28
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Hey, Mister - have you left the lens cap on? Is that a lens cap? Eh? EH ? ? ?
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 13:53
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So, you know Dances with Wolves? Well, I'm Leans on a Gun & this is Fingers the Corporal!
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Old 1st Jun 2018, 14:10
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