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Old 19th May 2018, 17:33
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Old 19th May 2018, 18:57
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As HMY Britannia had been de commissioned, Harry was on the look out for a replacement shagboat for the Honeymoon
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Old 19th May 2018, 20:13
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Old 20th May 2018, 09:07
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Honey, they shrunk Britannia
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Old 20th May 2018, 10:22
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Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos.
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Old 20th May 2018, 11:26
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No Hoskins...I said I needed to see the Doc, as in Docotor.
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Old 20th May 2018, 14:31
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The Pirate DJ's decided that with the high powered transmitter this would be ideal once it was moored it off the Kent coast. They would not dare challenge us especially as it came with all these officer uniforms ...and Torpedoes left over from the war. Now all we need is a name...what do you think Caroline?
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Old 20th May 2018, 17:54
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Old 20th May 2018, 20:47
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You know, I don't think it was a compliment, when that chap called me the biggest tube on the boat.
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Old 20th May 2018, 23:51
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....We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Old 21st May 2018, 09:50
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"This is the Caption Controller, for CapCom List Alpha ... probably judging this evening, so readiness state 9 [hours] is now in force."
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Old 21st May 2018, 10:41
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Nutty to his crew

Right so flank speed with on the go refueling we can get to Busters beach hut and torpedo the bugger before MPN11 deadline expires?
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Old 21st May 2018, 11:47
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"You simply cannot get back in the car, Sir. You're dressed as a Navy officer today and you have to go onto the boat."
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Old 21st May 2018, 12:53
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___________________NOT A CAPTION


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"Boats are carried on Ships"

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Old 21st May 2018, 12:58
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He forgot when he Entered the Ship !"
 
Old 21st May 2018, 13:33
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The boy stood on the Nasty Deck
The Admiral on the dock
The boy imagined the torpedo tubes
Were fashioned on his...I forget the rest.
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Old 21st May 2018, 13:54
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Sock? They're sort of tube shaped.
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Old 21st May 2018, 14:23
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Old 21st May 2018, 15:57
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Well actually sir, she was named after the Admiral’s wife......
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Old 21st May 2018, 16:05
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Well actually sir they know about your prohibition on the display of any unofficial names or slogans. They told me “Nasty” is Norwegian for “Motor Torpedo Boat”
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