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Old 18th May 2018, 16:34
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Old 18th May 2018, 18:10
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Lt. Mountbatten, newly engaged to a Princess, leaves a nasty place for a much nicer one.
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Old 18th May 2018, 18:39
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I have some front runners already. "Some of you are doing VERY WELL", said Mr Grace.
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Old 18th May 2018, 18:47
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MOD was well pleased with their new craft but were disappointed that each time she went to sea there were some Nasty surprises needing the services of the embedded contractors
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Old 18th May 2018, 21:02
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They were named HMS Nasty after they acquired the dockyard contract for transporting used sewage pipes across the dockyard mounted on the deck.




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Old 18th May 2018, 21:08
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Old 18th May 2018, 22:21
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"Your Royal Highness, the Royal Navy scrubs its ships' decks endlessly, but it does not scrub landing stages."
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Old 18th May 2018, 23:45
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"If Miss Markle doesn't get out of that car soon, we will have to go to the wedding without her!"
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Old 19th May 2018, 00:08
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I know I‘m not eligible, but I’ve been dying to say this ...

”Sorry the torpedo tube was a bit cramped, Sir, but it was the fastest way to get your here while keeping you dry.”
Officers of his calibre are hard to find.
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Old 19th May 2018, 01:01
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All the nice girls love a sailor...
But the sailors all love a Nasty one.
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Old 19th May 2018, 03:42
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They were waiting for the nuns to arrive to confirm or deny the old story about how cold it could get.
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Old 19th May 2018, 07:56
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The Captain of "Nasty" is applying for promotion.

He hopes to get "Spiteful."

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Old 19th May 2018, 12:58
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When the top brass arrived it turned Nasty.
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Old 19th May 2018, 13:59
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"When they said we would be staying on board one expected something slight more roomier, driver find out where the RAF are billeted and take me to the hotel"
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Old 19th May 2018, 14:01
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"The man does make a point, he said in his reports that you couldn't swing a cat below decks and to be honest I didn't believe him until today's demonstration"
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Old 19th May 2018, 14:04
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" Rumour has it the Captain was born out of wedlock so the crew refer to him as their Nasty Bastard"
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Old 19th May 2018, 17:24
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Ooh........We must have won a war as Admirals all want to be there when the fighting stops.
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Old 19th May 2018, 17:28
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Admirals all wonder whether ship is named after them................ Seaman says not.
They happy until Seaman says "Next ship maybe, as that is called Ignorant Barsteward".
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Old 19th May 2018, 17:29
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"I tell you old boy, the salmon was this big. Played him for an hour I did...."
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Old 19th May 2018, 17:31
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Charlie Chaplin and Norman Wisdom breathe a sigh of relief as their visitors finally leave.....
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