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Old 14th May 2018, 11:01
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"And next time you will remember the second A in Astronaut."
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Old 14th May 2018, 11:02
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Old 14th May 2018, 11:13
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Old 14th May 2018, 12:27
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In the early days of the Manhatten projet the effects of U235 were not fully understood
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Old 14th May 2018, 13:39
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Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device.
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Old 14th May 2018, 16:39
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The jet pilot's brain scan revealed very little.
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Old 14th May 2018, 17:05
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I think Kiltrash should win - but too near the truth I guess
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Old 14th May 2018, 21:44
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PFC Snotgobbler seemed to be responding well to the treatment to stop him picking his nose.
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Old 14th May 2018, 21:59
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Early Russian attempts to hack into NATO typewriters.
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Old 15th May 2018, 05:56
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someone's been watching too much 'Bleep and Booster'

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Old 15th May 2018, 13:05
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Bert looked up suddenly. Clearly, the photographer knew nothing about what life was like, living in a fish bowl.
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Old 15th May 2018, 14:26
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Typing the AOC’s latest rant required protective measures.
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Old 15th May 2018, 14:42
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Scroggins finally understood the term "hanger on" when he was fitted with a coat hangar for the bosses jacket
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Old 15th May 2018, 16:14
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After the experiment, Wayne Sleep found he could no longer type but to his delight, he'd become one hell of a ballet dancer.
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Old 15th May 2018, 16:32
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Dr. Frankenstein's apparatus to cure alopetia has so far produced nothing but a few wiggly amps, which look nothing like real hair.

His experiment to produce maps by using an ordinary typewriter has also been doomed to failure.
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Old 15th May 2018, 19:34
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...and the SWO would apply a large electrical shock each time that he forgot to do up the button on his shirt pocket.
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Old 15th May 2018, 20:52
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Wrens have been their new perfumes, Slut and Tramp again.
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People in glass bubbles shouldn't get stoned.
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And this gentlemen is the future of communication. ..we do not need an infinite number of monkeys at a infinite number of typewriters to produce the works of William Shakespeare. ..
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Having fallen through a hole in space time Robbie the robot gets a job in Albert Einstein's typist pool types E=mc2
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