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Old 26th Mar 2018, 00:01
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No you idiot, we're on loan to the Blue Angels not the Golden Knights!!!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 01:16
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"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 04:45
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I think Cpl Bloggins now realizes the consequences of taking the last cup of coffee in the pot without making a fresh batch !
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 04:47
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Sorry Bloggs but we just got orders to downsize by 10 % in order to make the end March budget projections.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 05:33
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You've heard the expression "walking on air..."? Well, I'm doin' it!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 05:35
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Excuse me, is this the Number 47 to Parsons Green?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 05:42
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Joan Armatrading fulfills a long held ambition.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 06:33
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Too close for missiles, switching to sidearm!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 06:35
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When trust tests go wrong.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 07:24
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Congrats sir being asked to Tandem jump with Stormy Daniels

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Old 26th Mar 2018, 07:30
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Yes sir ..... this is the new low visibility parachute to lower the radar signature
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 07:31
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Going my way?

Gissa Lift
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 07:35
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Ryanair speedy exit trial found to have promising results
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 08:04
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The RAF production of "The Snowman" gets off to a poor start when Bloggs realises too late that his co-star will only be CGI'd in afterwards....
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 08:20
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Wondering why Cricket Australia had Chartered a C130 for the flight back Steve was encouraged to take the honerable way out
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 08:34
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Capt Mainwaring: "You stupid boy!"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 08:58
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Whats that, you can't find the green rucksack with the sandwiches in?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 09:47
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Oh bollox, I forgot to put my superman suit on this morning.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 09:50
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And with a typical gallic flare, Pierre shrugs and says who needs a parachute anyway.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 10:42
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Very funny lads, but where did you find such a big roll of cling film?
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