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"Ok, who is going to let him know the boffins are replacing him with a talking box with a built in map display?"
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"He says we need to rejig the range of our latest superbomber, because his divider cannot open any further."
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"I'm glad I got the job of King, because this Nav's dandruff is appalling"
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"Wait.... we cannot carrying on planning yet, we are still awaiting the token foreigner, ethnic minority, lady, disabled person and a member of the Lesbian gay community to make the photograph socially acceptable for release to future generations."
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The Call to start play was taken as an insult to the Senior Ranks!
Nah never happen lads, our jobs are safe,we from the school of navigators with our paper charts, straight edge, dividers, time and distance charts, sextants, cutting dry attempts at wit, and baffeling science to the pilot will never be replaced by a machine..eh right Babbage?
Oh go on Palmer you did promise to show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago and it’s gone right to my head
isn't that right Emerson and Lake
isn't that right Emerson and Lake
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"That's the finest, well thought out and planned bombing raid on the Rhur I have ever seen Nav, just one question though, why are you using a chart for Madagascar?"
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"Yes, I understand the turning point, but why pick such a barren point devoid of any landmarks Nav?"
"I haven't, I am using this deep crater on the chart"
"You mean where your divider has punctured the chart?"
"Ermmmm"